If you are a geeky sort like the Hot Nasty MILF (and yes indeedy I DO have a geeky side) you know that today 3/14 is pi Day. Pi of course is the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, and its value is 3.14 (and so on).

Well being a KINKY sort of nerd, I have declared today Cream Pie Day, where all cuckolded husbands and boyfriends should eat their slut wives and girlfriends out – after she’s been fucked by a real bull with a huge cock of course.

I have a hot cream pie just waiting for you

My own little tiny peener hubby will be home about midnight CST tonight – and I’ll have him a nice hot cream pie in the oven, just waiting for him.

Like to talk about eating cream pies and being cuckolded?

You can call me.