The Masturbation Diet
Did you know that masturbating during phone sex every day can help you lose weight?
It’s true!
According to the World of Phone Sex:
You don’t have to have a physical partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation during phone sex can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. Also check out Dr. Shukan Tokuho’s Masturbation Diet – No joke – you can trim 8 centimeters off the waist if performed twice a day for a month, as part of a calorie controlled diet.
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