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Did you know that masturbating during phone sex every day can help you lose weight?

It’s true!

According to the World of Phone Sex:

You don’t have to have a physical partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation during phone sex can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. Also check out Dr. Shukan Tokuho’s Masturbation Diet – No joke – you can trim 8 centimeters off the waist if performed twice a day for a month, as part of a calorie controlled diet.

According to this site, you can not only lose weight with masturbating during phone sex, but phone sex can also help reduce the risk of prostate cancer, as well as save you money!

Now you do know that Ms. Lilly, the Hot Nasty MILF looks out for you don’t you? I mean that little tiny peener of yours might not make any woman cum, but I am sure you enjoy it yourself.

Ms Lilly is Looking out for Her Phone Sex Callers

And I want you to live a long time and also be healthy and happy. This is why I have written such articles as  The Secret to Long Life, and Every Sperm is Sacred.

So if you are wanting to lose weight, live longer, reduce your rate of prostate cancer, and not worry about spilling your seed, you wouldn’t do any better than to call me, The Hot Nasty MILF.

You can call me on my no taboo toll free phone sex line. Or you can call me on Niteflirt.

I’ve had such a wild, horny couple of weeks since my last blog post, what with my 16 year-old stepson still here, and me teasing him all the time, walking around in lingerie, like just my bra and little thong panties and a garterbelt and stockings in front of him.

Since I haven’t jumped his bones yet (Oh but I am thinking about it!) I keep myself horny all the time, watching him with that huge erection in his cut-offs.

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And so I have to masturbate now at least 3 or 4 times a day. I’ve even left the bedroom door open a crack, hoping that Jeremy will peak in and watch me in the mirror, as I watch myself. And I’m sure that he can hear that vibrator running, and then when I cum! Well, if you’ve ever called me up for a mutual masturbation phonesex call, you KNOW that I am not quiet when I cum.

Sometimes I am fortunate enough to have a phone sex caller request that I masturbate for him, and so I have the double pleasure of knowing that Jeremy is somewhere in the house, perhaps even outside my bedroom door, listening to me have a phonesex call with a horny stranger, and to get off doing it.

Believe me the thought of him, my stepson, AND you, a stranger, both listening to me get off is.. well it makes me horny just to think about it.

Why don’t you give me a call?

You can call me on my no taboo phonesex line, where I can talk about anything, including my incestuous fantasies about fucking my 16 year-old stepson, and making him watch me masturbate. Here are my terms.

Or you can call me on Niteflirt.

If you are not a member, you can join here and get 3 minutes of free phone sex, with no obligation.