Lilly’s Blog

was such a hit I had to rest all day yesterday…

Well actually there wasn’t a LOT of resting, although I was in the horizontal position quite a bit…

Anyway I want to thank all of y’all that called me on Monday. I was only on till 8 PM CST and still got a slew of callers, mostly regulars but a few new fans.

One of them was sooo much fun, telling me all about how his wife would make him wear panties and do all sorts of naughty naughty things in them.

All his stories gave me so many ideas of what to do in real life and with my callers. And in fact, I did implement a few of them yesterday, so thank you, Mr. Panty-wearer.

If you want to hear more about my naughty adventures, or fantasize about a few of your own, feel free to call me on Niteflirt.

My Niteflirt number is 1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01995252, and I love to do all kinds of calls, like MILF, seduction, mutual and/or guided masturbation, humiliation, sensual domination, lingerie such as panties, nylons, foot and body worship, forced fem, forced bi, and of course, cuckolding.

I haven’t been around much this weekend (mostly being up to no good :P) but I am on Niteflirt all day today, and I am running a Memorial Day special…

If you have been in the US armed forces or are now, and you call for at least five minutes, I will send you a NAUGHTY free picture and a free minute to use on our next little chat.

I do so adore the military boyz - all those nice clean uniforms to get all messy and dirty and so I want to show my appreciation for your dedication to this country, and to keep your, ermmm, spirits up.

Yeah, spirits, that’s it… As well as maybe a random body part here and there.

Anyways, give me a call, and we’ll get off, Lilly-style, darlin’

I had a caller today ask me did I actually get off with my callers.
My answer is - truthfully? Sometimes yes and sometimes no…
Sometimes my callers know that I am not actually getting off with them, but they still want to hear me moan and gasp for them. It’s just like when you go to a movie theater, you really know that the actors aren’t dying or falling in love with each other, but you are able to be swept up by the whole scenario.
Sometimes a caller will ask for that especially if he’s pressed for time or money, and wants to get off quick. I don’t mind at all, it’s all part and parcel of the job description.
But sometimes a caller gets off more by my gut reaction than by any sound effect. If I cum, he wants it to be real. I am always up front with these guys, as I tell them it usually takes at least 10 minutes to get me to that place. Most of these guys obviously worship women, love to smell and taste them, lick every inch of them, and it makes it that much easier for me to get off, knowing that they are hanging on every word and description, like how wet my panties are right now, or that my nipples are hard, or my pussy lips are swollen with desire. 

Also I will be honest and tell them that it is quicker for me if I use a vibrator in order to cum. Most of them don’t care, they just want it to be real.
Then there are the times I am not really even trying to get off, usually in domination calls. I have to admit though, that describing domination scenes really gets my juices flowing, and sometimes I surprise the both of us by cumming in spite of myself.
And by the way, I am NOT quiet when I cum… Usually if a guy is close to the edge, my own orgasm will tip him over, even if I am not ready for him to cum.
How do I sound? Well I just guess you would really have to call up and see for yourself, now wouldn’t you?

I have a young college student comes over once a week and mows the grass for me, etc…
He is such a hottie too, with his tanned muscled chest, bare and glistening with sweat, and his blue jean shorts.
Well the other day I was in my bedroom taking a call, and getting a bit loud doing it, if you know what I mean. When I was done, I went to the bathroom and walked in on him. He’d taken a pair of my used silk bikini panties and had them on, and was looking at himself in the mirror, masturbating!
And what a nice big boi-toi cock it was too…
Well, I was all hot and bothered from my call anyway, and so I sat down on my vanity chair and pushed him down to his knees. All I had on was a silk robe, and I opened it, and made him lick my juicy, throbbing pussy, still tingling from cumming while I was on the phone.
He rubbed his face in my pussy, licking and sucking, while I wrapped my legs around him and spurted all over his face.
Then he picked me up and carried me to the bedroom, where he proceeded to fuck the living daylights out of me.
Poor little cuckie hubby obviously got home sometime during our 2 hour fuck-a-thon, as he was sitting on the living room couch, trying to hide his pathetic little hard-on he got from listening to us.
After boi-toi left, I made hubby get down under me and clean up the left-overs, of course
Want to hear more about cuckolding? My Niteflirt number is 1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01995252

This is a fantasy of mine…
Well actually more than a fantasy, as I HAVE done it with a select group of five young men but what I would REALLY love to do is to do this in a public place, like a bar/pool hall..
Ok so imagine me in a skin-tight spandex dress, one that barely makes it past the tops of my thigh-high nylons. This dress has a zipper going down the front from the top of the dress to the bottom.
I am playing pool in a crowded pool hall, the only woman there. As I bend over to shoot, you can see that I don’t have on any panties.
The guys make a little bet with me. Every time I lose a turn, I have to pull down my zipper 3 or 4 inches. I say ok, on one condition…. everyone’s cock stays in their pants.
Also I will go them one better - I will wait out my next turn by sitting on a guy’s lap, but he can’t touch me, just let me grind my bare pussy into his cock in his pants.
Although I am actually quite a good pool player, I deliberately mess up several times. Of course my opponent does also, he wants to give me a chance to pull that zipper down a bit more.
As the zipper goes down, the men can see that I don’t have a bra on either….
Finally the zipper is all the way down, and my dress is wide open, and so the next time I mess up, I decide to take it off entirely, and shoot naked except for my hose and pumps.
The next time I have to sit down, I am so excited, I start playing with myself…
After that?
Well you’ll just have to call  me on Niteflirt and ask about that, now won’t you darlin’?

I had to go give a speech for a friend of mine who is running for a public office the other day.
So I was sitting up on the podium, dressed conservatively (for me anyway, lol) in a nice little silk dress that came almost to my knees, flared skirt, nipped waist, V-shaped neck that showed just a tiny bit of my cleavage, and then nylons and pumps.
While I was waiting to give my speech, I saw a guy that simply could NOT take his eyes off my legs.
So I crossed them, and then uncrossed them, then crossed them the other way, trying not to be too obvious about it.
By this time there were several guys watching…
So I slowly started letting the heel of my pump drop down, finally letting it just hang from my toes.
And then I started jiggling my leg just a little bit, and squirming ever so slightly in my seat.
Then slowly, about one per two or three minutes, I let one little piggie escape at at time, first the last little piggie, then the next to last, etc, until my pump was just hanging from my big toe and still jiggling. My toes were a bit pointed, and my foot was nicely arched, showing my calf muscles in their hose in full relief. Finally I stop jiggling, and giving guy # 1 a little smile, I pulled my pump back up on my foot, and lightly trailed my fingers up my stockinged leg as I straightened up.
He gave an audible gasp, and got up and left the auditorium, a dark wet stain spreading on his pants.
Turns out he contributed a sizable amount to my friend after the speaches were done, and also asked her for my phone number…

This is really sad…
Bobthewimp, my teeny-weenie  Niteflirt caller, sent me this picture of himself totally erect. What’s really pathetic is that he was so absurdly proud of himself when he sent it.

*This picture has been deleted due to recent US obscenity rulings. You can still see the picture on http://www.ratemypindick.com

As you can see from the picture he’s all of three inches long. You could maybe hang a hankie from that thing?
Of course I used it as yet another reason for humiliation and degradation of his itsy bitsy weenie.
As you can obviously see, chastity is the obvious choice for this little pin-dick-boi. I mean, as I told him, it’s our job as dominant women to stamp out teeny dicks in one generation by not allowing men like this to breed.
Bobthewimp has reported to me that he’s gotten a chastity device and plastic-tie locks that are sequentially numbered. He’s also ordered a cam for me. I want to watch him put on the chastity device while on cam and lock it, and take note of the number. That way I can make sure he stays locked up safe.

This is the same guy I talked about in my former post on March 16, and here is his teeny weenie, which doesn’t even qualify as a clit!

Honestly it looks like a something a bit of acne cream would clear up in a day or two…

*This picture has been deleted due to recent US obscenity rulings. You can still see the picture on http://www.ratemypindick.com

This poor guy calls me on Niteflirt, wanting to hear about my adventures with real men with a real man’s cock..

He likes to have me sit on his face and spurt a real man’s cum in his mouth and to clean me up.

He’s asked me about making him wear a chastity device. I figure why not? It’s not like he can actually get any use out of that freak of nature…

I’ve also put a post about him on Princess Mindy’s site http://www.ratemypindick.com/  and hopefully the post should be approved soon.
I figure the more humiliation little pindicks like bobthewimp get, the better.

I had a caller on Niteflirt last night that did not know where my clit was.
I am serious…
He honestly thought it was somewhere between my pussy and my asshole.
That area, btw, is called a perineum, and referred to as a “taint,” because it t’aint in the pussy (or cock) and it t’aint in the ass.
But to miss the area entirely?
I burst out laughing, and then I started humiliating him.
Although I don’t call myself a Dominatrix, I don’t mind calling a guy a loser when I see one.
I asked him had he ever had sex before? And if so, was it a pity fuck? In the dark? With her drunk or in a coma? Surely he could still find her clit, even so?
Or did he just amuse himself with fucking her gaping, snoring mouth?
The hilarious thing was that he got so excited with me humiliating him, he came without even touching himself. (I hadn’t given him permission yet).
I think I have a new regular.
*Lilly sharpens her claws for next time…
      

Just because I’m Irish, I am giving away 2 free minutes just for the asking with every 15 minute phone call PLUS a very naughty picture of myself all tonight and tomorrow, on St. Patrick’s Day.
This is just for one day only on Niteflirt, so give me a call and see for yourself why I have such stellar feedback.
I am especially good at roleplaying, being a MILF, a neighbor next door, all kinds of fantasies, cuckolding, small penis humiliation, forced bi and fem dressing, and of course sensual domination where I have you lick my pussy.
Oh and I especially love to masturbate with my toys.
Now you can’t beat that one with a stick, can you, darlin’?