Lilly’s Blog

Want the best hot nasty phone sex you can buy? Try me on Niteflirt…
I love to cuckold all my teeny weeny dicked losers, and give them a healthy dose of small penis humiliation, and then of course to make them watch me fuck a real man with a big black cock… or a big cock of any color - I’m not particular.

Lilly is a Hot Nasty MILF on Niteflirt

I also like to tease and deny with my particular brand of hotnasty phonesex, and as a MILF I have a lot of experience in doing so.
And of course there is sissy humiliation… I like to put my men in pantyhose or stockings, and dress them up in bras and panties and wigs and makeup. And sometimes I actually make them suck that big black cock as well.
If you don’t believe me, just look at my feedback on there… hundreds of callers can’t be all wrong.

As a Hot Nasty MILF on Niteflirt, I don’t just do cuckolding and small penis humiliation with my phonesex callers, but rather I employ a large variety of fetishes, depending on what the caller needs. And one of those fetishes is teasing and denial.

I have a teeny-weenie caller on Niteflirt that I have in a chastity device right now. The time he called before today, I gave him a fantasy about peeking up women’s skirts by being a shoe salesman, and then I had him look in a hole into a department store dressing room, as I rode his ass with my strap-on. I made him use a dildo for that fantasy, even though he had on a cage at the time.

Today he called looking for relief, and I fed him a story of being his next door neighbor, who watched me come in every night, and stripped and masturbated in front of an open window, night after night. I used my sextoys on myself, to bring myself to orgasm. I even let him take off his cage, and get very very close to cumming.

But then I made him put his bag of frozen peas on his balls, and bring himself back down. Then he had to put his cage back on his little cocklet. No cumsies for tiny-dicked losers today, I’m afraid.

Perhaps next time…

Until then, happy wanking!

Lilly

My cuckie caller on Niteflirt SAYS his name is Paul Marks, but I don’t know if that is true or not.
He has a wife named Erica that likes to cuckold him.
And how! Erica, my hat is off to you sweets
She is so mean to him, humiliating him at every possible moment…
Sometimes she goes out without him, and makes him get her ready for her fuck-buddy date, telling him over and over that she’s going to see a REAL man with a REAL cock, unlike his teeny little weener. And then when she gets home, all full of another man’s sperm, she will make him get down on his knees and sniff her panties, then pull them down and lick the cum out of them.
She has a framed certificate that is outside of her bedroom that is signed by him, that it is ok for other men to fuck his wife.
In fact, when she brings her men home, she makes him beg over and over for them to fuck her, then for her to let him lick the jizz out of her cunt.
The other day when he called me, he had to tell me 50 times each that other men fucked his wife, and that he licked their jizz out of her. I nearly cried, I laughed so hard.
She has 2 black men that fuck her sometimes, Derek and Marcus. They request that Paul be dressed in his little school-girl pleated skirt and white anklet socks and heels when he watches them tag-team and DP his wife. I nearly lost it when I heard that. And he has to beg to suck their cocks, and to put them in his wife as well. And then of course to lick the cum out. They fuck Erica so hard and so well, she goes into what I call a “brown-out” where you cum so hard and keep cumming you just totally lose all rational thought.
Erica has a little room for Paul to sleep in when she has other men spend the night. It’s just a plain little room, with only a bed. But adorning the walls are her panties, full of other men’s dried cum, and stapled onto the walls. I can only imagine how this room smells.
Of course he is not allowed to cum except when she says so. Sometimes she even milks his prostate rather than let him cum.
One night he came, even though he wasn’t touching himself, while she was humiliating him, making him lick her cum-filled pussy, and she made him lick it off the tile floor of the bathroom.
She’s also training him anally and fucking him with a dildo while she makes him suck that big black cock, so you can pretty much guess what is coming just around the corner…
Paul has spent several hours with me, telling me all these things. He is SUPPOSED to send me pictures of his face covered with other mens’ cum. His wife loves to take pictures like that so she can humiliate him even more at a later time.
I do hope Erica reads this, Paul. If not, please do let her know that I am waiting for those pictures so I can put them on my blog.

Oooh, not me of course… I don’t see the point personally. But with my hubby, yes, it’s been fun the last few months, keeping him in a CB6000.

What’s even better than that is to have him in one, and then to make him watch me in action with another man. He doesn’t want to admit that it turns him on, but he would be hard as a rock if I let him out of his cage.

I do let him cum occasionally, of course….

I have a little group of boyfriends that I like to invite over for the “cumming” ceremony.

I dress hubby up in a new pair of panties, and with his sanitary napkin, which he has to wear at all times now. And of course he has the cage on.

I have him pull down his panties and show us all his pathetic little dicklet in its chastity device. And then I make him decide which would he rather do, would he rather have me milk his prostate, or would he rather have all my friends cum on his favorite food (apple pie) and then he gets to cum on it too. But of course the apple pie is in a dog bowl, and he has to get down on his knees and eat it with just his face, like the little piggie that he is.

By the way, he has been smelling me bake his apple pie for him all morning, so his mouth is watering….

If he decides to have the prostate milking, I let my boyfriends eat it all right in front of him, while I am milking him.

If he decides on the apple pie, the entire pie gets jizzed on, as he is not allowed to have any that is not cum-flavored.

Usually he chooses the pie…..

Yup, life is good

This is really sad…
Bobthewimp, my teeny-weenie  Niteflirt caller, sent me this picture of himself totally erect. What’s really pathetic is that he was so absurdly proud of himself when he sent it.

*This picture has been deleted due to recent US obscenity rulings. You can still see the picture on http://www.ratemypindick.com

As you can see from the picture he’s all of three inches long. You could maybe hang a hankie from that thing?
Of course I used it as yet another reason for humiliation and degradation of his itsy bitsy weenie.
As you can obviously see, chastity is the obvious choice for this little pin-dick-boi. I mean, as I told him, it’s our job as dominant women to stamp out teeny dicks in one generation by not allowing men like this to breed.
Bobthewimp has reported to me that he’s gotten a chastity device and plastic-tie locks that are sequentially numbered. He’s also ordered a cam for me. I want to watch him put on the chastity device while on cam and lock it, and take note of the number. That way I can make sure he stays locked up safe.

This is the same guy I talked about in my former post on March 16, and here is his teeny weenie, which doesn’t even qualify as a clit!

Honestly it looks like a something a bit of acne cream would clear up in a day or two…

*This picture has been deleted due to recent US obscenity rulings. You can still see the picture on http://www.ratemypindick.com

This poor guy calls me on Niteflirt, wanting to hear about my adventures with real men with a real man’s cock..

He likes to have me sit on his face and spurt a real man’s cum in his mouth and to clean me up.

He’s asked me about making him wear a chastity device. I figure why not? It’s not like he can actually get any use out of that freak of nature…

I’ve also put a post about him on Princess Mindy’s site http://www.ratemypindick.com/  and hopefully the post should be approved soon.
I figure the more humiliation little pindicks like bobthewimp get, the better.

I had a caller on Niteflirt last night that did not know where my clit was.
I am serious…
He honestly thought it was somewhere between my pussy and my asshole.
That area, btw, is called a perineum, and referred to as a “taint,” because it t’aint in the pussy (or cock) and it t’aint in the ass.
But to miss the area entirely?
I burst out laughing, and then I started humiliating him.
Although I don’t call myself a Dominatrix, I don’t mind calling a guy a loser when I see one.
I asked him had he ever had sex before? And if so, was it a pity fuck? In the dark? With her drunk or in a coma? Surely he could still find her clit, even so?
Or did he just amuse himself with fucking her gaping, snoring mouth?
The hilarious thing was that he got so excited with me humiliating him, he came without even touching himself. (I hadn’t given him permission yet).
I think I have a new regular.
*Lilly sharpens her claws for next time…
      

Ok so the last couple of weeks have been awesome…
As I have said in previous posts, my husband came in and found me cuckolding him with a 22 year-old boytoy.
After about a week of living in a hotel and being all huffy with me, he told me that he would take me back if I promised never to fuck around on him again.
Hahahahaahaaa. Yeah, right.

So I pretty much told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine. I didn’t need him or his miserable little cocklet in my bed. I know that I am a hot and nasty MILF and a cougar on top of that…
I have been screwing around on him for YEARS right under his nose, and he was too busy drinking beer, and watching football and Law and Order to even notice.
So about a week ago, he comes and says “Please please take me back. I don’t care if you screw around. I know that I’m not enough man for you.”
Oh yeah baby! Talk about eating your cake and having it too!
So the first thing that I’ve been doing is to make him wear a CB6000  at all times. And of course I have the keys. Not that I think he would screw around on me, just wanted him to realize that he’s always under my thumb.          
Then I am making him wear lace panties and a sanitary napkin in his panties every day. Just for chuckles mostly.
And last I am making him sleep on a sleeping bag next to our bed instead of on it. We have a guest room but I don’t want him messing that up. Sometimes I have a boytoy (most times with a big black cock) in the bed next to me, sometimes not. But regardless, he has to sleep on the cold hard floor.
Sometimes the kitty takes pity on him and curls up next to him…
Maybe next time, I’ll talk about some of the things I make him do when we have company.
Unless you want to call me on Niteflirt and hear all about it first-hand, Lilly-style, darlin’
Happy wanking!

I knew it was going to happen sooner or later….
My husband finally caught me with another man, in our bed last week.
He used to be out on the road all the time, so I got used to playing whenever I wanted to, when he was gone.
Then a couple of months he became a manager of a bar here in Nashville. I thought it would be ok, because I thought he would be working regular hours.
Well around Christmas time, a bartender quit, and he had a problem getting another good one, which meant he would have to go in and sub for the lame-ass ones that kept missing work. And then he would sometimes come home early to get some rest if the bar was not too busy and he had a dependable staff to take over.
And that is how it happened…
He came home early one night and found me in bed with a 22 year old boy-toy. When I happened to look up and see him, I couldn’t believe it! He was watching us, with his cock out, stroking it.
But as soon as he saw that I saw him, he got all indignant and started yelling and sputtering.
He looked so silly like that, still with his cock hard, that I couldn’t help but laugh.at him.
Boy-toy got up and started throwing on his pants over his still-wet, still-hard, still-dripping cock, and as soon as he could get his shoes and coat on, he was out the door. Can’t say as I blame him, too many men have gotten shot in his position.
I just laid on the bed and laughed as hubby threw some clothes in a suitcase and left.
I had a strong feeling he would come back crawling, begging to come back to me.
And sure enough, he did last night. He called me up and told me that he wants so badly to come home, please take him back and he will forgive me as long as I never do this again.
I was drinking iced tea at the time, and I nearly spurted it all over my phone.
I wanted to say “As if!” but I said I would think about it.
To be totally honest, I’ve had a ball this last week, taking calls on Niteflirt, but also fucking everything I could. I’ve been like a kid in a candy store.
So I will have to think about if I want to take him back or not.
If I do it will be on MY terms, not his.
Until next time, happy wanking!
Lilly

ps - I will be on Niteflirt for another hour or so for you lonely guys, and  then my new little boy-toy Valentine is coming over  to give me a present

I may not recover till Saturday, we will have to see if I am on tomorrow or not….

Ok, so I do realize that I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. Nobody is.

In this business, especially, you learn to grow a thick skin fast, and don’t worry too much about the jerks. And to be glad that you do have callers that will call you back on a regular basis, and give you great feedback.

But, there is a big difference, at least in my mind, between a caller that you just can’t click with for whatever reason, and a caller that calls you up for ONE minute, says absolutely NOTHING, and then leaves you ONE STAR. To me, that smacks of someone who just wants to trash you.

Add to that the fact that this person also works on Niteflirt, and I think you get the picture. Someone’s just a little bit jealous that someone else is doing well, and decides to retaliate in a small-minded, petty manner.  Ummm, excuse me, but we are all adults, and the 3rd grade is long past…

I won’t put the flirt’s name on my blog, as my blog now has an xml sitemap and it is spidered by Google, (many thanks to the Goddess Leesa for doing this for me) and so I refuse to give him any manner of free exposure.

But you can look at the feedback on my site and see for yourself. I’ve seen the same sort of feedback on other flirts’ listing, especially when the vast majority of them are five stars like mine are. It makes me think, jeez, this person is acting like a dumbass.

In other words it tends to be a bad reflection on the caller, not the flirt. Especially if the caller is also a flirt as well. And I also think it says a lot when he pretends to be an “expert” on Ebay, yet his Ebay accounts have been suspended…

I think that my loyal callers will give me enough nice ratings to push that one down to the next page pretty quickly

Ok, so enough attention has been given to that …. ummm, person.

My husband was home all day yesterday and so I didn’t take calls. But today I am hoping to burn up the phones, and make a lot of horny men happy.

Who’s with me on that one??