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The Hot Nasty MILF does it again!

I had this conversation with a phonesex caller just yesterday.

Phone sex caller: Lilly, I think my wife is screwing around on me.

Hot Nasty MILF: Why do you think that?

Phone sex caller: Well she says she’s working late, but when I call her office, she’s left early. And one day last week she called in sick, and when I got home, there was a big wet spot on the bed. And the bedroom reeked of pussy…”

Hot Nasty MILF: Oh my goodness, baby. Bless your heart. Tell me, how big is your dick?

Phone sex caller: Well it’s about average. Maybe 4 and 1/2 inches.

Hot Nasty MILF: Sweetie that might be average for some men, but I don’t know a woman that would touch that with a 10 foot pole and a pair of dishwashing gloves. When was the last time you had sex?

Phone sex caller: Hmmm…. Ummm, was it her birthday back in October? No, I think she had a headache then… I think maybe the 4th of July? No, we had company…. Ummm, maybe on our anniversary in June? Lilly, I can’t even remember! Is that a bad thing?

Hot Nasty MILF: And your wife is how old? And what does she look like?

Phone sex caller: Oh she’s 29, 15 years younger than I am. And she’s so pretty! Got blonde hair down to her tiny little waist, nice big titties…

Hot Nasty MILF: Baby doll she’s cuckolding you. Not much you can do about it, with your little tiny peener and all. But I can help you find out how to make the most of your predicament.

Phone sex caller: Oh no, Lilly! I.. I don’t know what to do if I lost her!

Hot Nasty MILF: You don’t have to lose her at all. Now here is what you do….

(to be continued)

The Hot Nasty MILF will teach you about cuckolding

Do you ever wonder if your wife is cuckolding you? Does the thought make your little dicklet hard? Why don’t you give me a call and we’ll discuss it.

I take calls through my direct dial no-taboo line, and also through Niteflirt.

Did you know that masturbating during phone sex every day can help you lose weight?

It’s true!

According to the World of Phone Sex:

You don’t have to have a physical partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation during phone sex can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. Also check out Dr. Shukan Tokuho’s Masturbation Diet – No joke – you can trim 8 centimeters off the waist if performed twice a day for a month, as part of a calorie controlled diet.

According to this site, you can not only lose weight with masturbating during phone sex, but phone sex can also help reduce the risk of prostate cancer, as well as save you money!

Now you do know that Ms. Lilly, the Hot Nasty MILF looks out for you don’t you? I mean that little tiny peener of yours might not make any woman cum, but I am sure you enjoy it yourself.

Ms Lilly is Looking out for Her Phone Sex Callers

And I want you to live a long time and also be healthy and happy. This is why I have written such articles as  The Secret to Long Life, and Every Sperm is Sacred.

So if you are wanting to lose weight, live longer, reduce your rate of prostate cancer, and not worry about spilling your seed, you wouldn’t do any better than to call me, The Hot Nasty MILF.

You can call me on my no taboo toll free phone sex line. Or you can call me on Niteflirt.