Being a Good Citizen :=)
I had to go give a speech for a friend of mine who is running for a public office the other day.
So I was sitting up on the podium, dressed conservatively (for me anyway, lol) in a nice little silk dress that came almost to my knees, flared skirt, nipped waist, V-shaped neck that showed just a tiny bit of my cleavage, and then nylons and pumps.
While I was waiting to give my speech, I saw a guy that simply could NOT take his eyes off my legs.
So I crossed them, and then uncrossed them, then crossed them the other way, trying not to be too obvious about it.
By this time there were several guys watching…
So I slowly started letting the heel of my pump drop down, finally letting it just hang from my toes.
And then I started jiggling my leg just a little bit, and squirming ever so slightly in my seat.
Then slowly, about one per two or three minutes, I let one little piggie escape at at time, first the last little piggie, then the next to last, etc, until my pump was just hanging from my big toe and still jiggling. My toes were a bit pointed, and my foot was nicely arched, showing my calf muscles in their hose in full relief. Finally I stop jiggling, and giving guy # 1 a little smile, I pulled my pump back up on my foot, and lightly trailed my fingers up my stockinged leg as I straightened up.
He gave an audible gasp, and got up and left the auditorium, a dark wet stain spreading on his pants.
Turns out he contributed a sizable amount to my friend after the speaches were done, and also asked her for my phone number…