Lilly’s Blog

This is the same guy I talked about in my former post on March 16, and here is his teeny weenie, which doesn’t even qualify as a clit!

Honestly it looks like a something a bit of acne cream would clear up in a day or two…

*This picture has been deleted due to recent US obscenity rulings. You can still see the picture on http://www.ratemypindick.com

This poor guy calls me on Niteflirt, wanting to hear about my adventures with real men with a real man’s cock..

He likes to have me sit on his face and spurt a real man’s cum in his mouth and to clean me up.

He’s asked me about making him wear a chastity device. I figure why not? It’s not like he can actually get any use out of that freak of nature…

I’ve also put a post about him on Princess Mindy’s site http://www.ratemypindick.com/  and hopefully the post should be approved soon.
I figure the more humiliation little pindicks like bobthewimp get, the better.

I had a caller on Niteflirt last night that did not know where my clit was.
I am serious…
He honestly thought it was somewhere between my pussy and my asshole.
That area, btw, is called a perineum, and referred to as a “taint,” because it t’aint in the pussy (or cock) and it t’aint in the ass.
But to miss the area entirely?
I burst out laughing, and then I started humiliating him.
Although I don’t call myself a Dominatrix, I don’t mind calling a guy a loser when I see one.
I asked him had he ever had sex before? And if so, was it a pity fuck? In the dark? With her drunk or in a coma? Surely he could still find her clit, even so?
Or did he just amuse himself with fucking her gaping, snoring mouth?
The hilarious thing was that he got so excited with me humiliating him, he came without even touching himself. (I hadn’t given him permission yet).
I think I have a new regular.
*Lilly sharpens her claws for next time…
      

Just because I’m Irish, I am giving away 2 free minutes just for the asking with every 15 minute phone call PLUS a very naughty picture of myself all tonight and tomorrow, on St. Patrick’s Day.
This is just for one day only on Niteflirt, so give me a call and see for yourself why I have such stellar feedback.
I am especially good at roleplaying, being a MILF, a neighbor next door, all kinds of fantasies, cuckolding, small penis humiliation, forced bi and fem dressing, and of course sensual domination where I have you lick my pussy.
Oh and I especially love to masturbate with my toys.
Now you can’t beat that one with a stick, can you, darlin’?

I had such a fun time with my little self-proclaimed wimp yesterday on Niteflirt.
I role-played a Mistress that had been keeping him in chastity for a long time, while I cuckolded him with  other men.
Then I came back home, and tied him to the bed. I took off his cage and started telling him what an awesome fuck I had just gotten.
I teased and tormented him, making him lick my swollen lips and suck the cum out of my pussy.
Then I did some guided masturbation with him, making him stop right on the edge.
When I did let him cum, he came so hard he exploded all over his computer.
I didn’t think he was ever going to stop screaming.
Domination, Lilly-style, darlin’

One of the buildings in my neighborhood is a singles apartment building.
I’m on quite cozy terms with the apartment manager, Mark, and so he often invites me to the singles parties there and sometimes I just go over in the afternoons and enjoy the jacuzzi..
So I was over there this afternoon, and he and I were in the jacuzzi. He’s sitting next to me, and I have my hand on his big black cock, stroking it, but not enough so that he’s going to cum. He tries to put his hand between my legs, but I’m not having any of that today. I just prefer to tease him, and keep him hard.
The knot to my bikini halter top is getting loose and so as my tits bob on the swirling water, my nipples peek in and out of my top.
This 20-something cute boytoy comes in, wearing just a pair of swimming trunks. He takes one look at me and my bobbing nipples and I can see a rise in his shorts. He’s very shy though, doesn’t say anything, just gets in the tub, all red-faced.
As Mark and I are talking about the pathetic state of the union and the moron running it into the ground, and I am stroking his cock, I put my leg across the jacuzzi, and push my foot between boytoy’s legs. With my cute little plump toes, I start stroking his cock. Boytoy starts squirming mightily, but he doesn’t say anything.
Mark can see what’s going on, and he is amused. He starts asking boytoy what he thinks of the presidential race and who is he going to vote for. Boytoy stammers he’s not sure, he’s not registered to vote. So then we both start on him about the importance of being involved. I am humiliating him a bit as well, telling him that even youngsters such as himself need to learn to stand up and have a voice, I mean he does keep up with current events, right?
And the entire time I am stroking, stroking with my toes..
Finally he gets to the point he can’t say anything else, and in one incoherent gasp, he explodes all into the water. There was so much cum in the water, you could just see this huge cloud, even with all the bubbles and churning.
Mark and I just started laughing…
Boitoi got out of the jacuzzi and slunk off.
I will have to ask Mark for his name though. He did have a decent sized cock…

Ok so the last couple of weeks have been awesome…
As I have said in previous posts, my husband came in and found me cuckolding him with a 22 year-old boytoy.
After about a week of living in a hotel and being all huffy with me, he told me that he would take me back if I promised never to fuck around on him again.
Hahahahaahaaa. Yeah, right.

So I pretty much told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine. I didn’t need him or his miserable little cocklet in my bed. I know that I am a hot and nasty MILF and a cougar on top of that…
I have been screwing around on him for YEARS right under his nose, and he was too busy drinking beer, and watching football and Law and Order to even notice.
So about a week ago, he comes and says “Please please take me back. I don’t care if you screw around. I know that I’m not enough man for you.”
Oh yeah baby! Talk about eating your cake and having it too!
So the first thing that I’ve been doing is to make him wear a CB6000  at all times. And of course I have the keys. Not that I think he would screw around on me, just wanted him to realize that he’s always under my thumb.          
Then I am making him wear lace panties and a sanitary napkin in his panties every day. Just for chuckles mostly.
And last I am making him sleep on a sleeping bag next to our bed instead of on it. We have a guest room but I don’t want him messing that up. Sometimes I have a boytoy (most times with a big black cock) in the bed next to me, sometimes not. But regardless, he has to sleep on the cold hard floor.
Sometimes the kitty takes pity on him and curls up next to him…
Maybe next time, I’ll talk about some of the things I make him do when we have company.
Unless you want to call me on Niteflirt and hear all about it first-hand, Lilly-style, darlin’
Happy wanking!