Lilly’s Blog

Ok well last time, dear readers, I talked about masturbation being the secret to long life…

Some of you may be conflicted by this because according to the Bible
(Genesis ch. 38 - go ahead and read it, it won’t kill you)
the sin of Onan is not masturbation, but spilling his seed on the ground, or wasting it.

And a tissue or your mom’s panties don’t count either.. Yep I know all about what you boys do when you’re allowed to run rampant.

AND as Monty Python says:

Every sperm is sacred..

Now I’m assuming that you don’t want 50 kids running around ragged and dirty, using up all your free masturbation and football-watching time..

So what are you to do?

Only one thing to do if you masturbate - CATCH YOUR CUM AND EAT IT. That’s right - it’s not wasting it if you eat it. Not only that, it’s low carb, low calorie, high in protein, contains epinephrine (a CNS stimulant) and an anti-depressant. So it’s really good for you!

So when you call me boys, have something to catch that cum with, like a little dribble glass and be ready to eat it for me.

Happy wanking =)

If masturbation is the secret to long life, both I and some of my callers should live a LONG time!

Yay for you, Ernest Borgnine!

Darlin’ you can call me any old day - I’ll even give you a Hot Nasty MILF discount

In my post yesterday where I was offering a Mother’s Day Special, I said that this would be good until midnight Mother’s Day.

However I am not going to be around after 8 PM CST tonight as something has “come up”. Or rather it will be coming up if I have anything to do with it..

I have a hot date with some big black cock… So I’ve decided to make the Mother’s Day Special good the rest of the day today and also for Monday, May 11. I should be taking calls from about 2 PM CST till about midnight CST while hubby is at work.

Happy wanking!

xoxo

Lilly

I’m betting if you’re reading this blog post you have a MILF fantasy - that is, a fantasy about fucking your mom or stepmom, or an aunt, or an older, more mature, lady you know…

I talk to a lot of guys with the same sort of incest fantasy. No, most of them really don’t want to fuck their moms, but they remember their moms when they were teen-agers, walking around with a permanent hard-on, and there was Mom, in her underwear, or pulling off her pantyhose, or those dirty panties to be stolen and smelled. In fact, I think that every single guy I know that has a panty fetish got started with his mom’s panties..

So I know there’s a lot of guys out there with MILF fantasies, who love talking to older women and fantasizing about a woman taking charge, telling you what to do, knowing just exactly how to take care of your cock…

Lilly is Waiting with a Nasty Incest MILF Fantasy

For the rest of today, until midnight CST, and tomorrow  from noon CST to midnight CST (-6 GST) I am offering a special  for my no taboo direct dial line only.

If you call me and tell me you want the “Mother’s Day Special” I will give you 15 minutes for the price of 10 minutes. That’s 5 extra minutes of free phone sex, or 15 minutes for $20. This deal is not valid with any other special.

You will need a valid credit card - Amex, Visa, MC, or Discover, and you will need to give me the information associated with that card - your name, address, phone number etc. All information given is discreetly handled, and you will never be contacted by me or anyone else. Also I never keep your credit card number - you will have to give it to me each and every time unless you’ve specifically requested me to keep it.

Pretty good deal for some nasty no taboo incest fantasy phone sex, wouldn’t you say?

Give me a call on my toll free phone sex line at 1-877-751-2358. Here are my terms.

NO. FUCKING. KIDDING.

Get your panties and your nylons and your dildoes and your cocksucking whore red lipstick ready and call me. I’m ready to show you who’s the weaker sex

Give me a call on my toll free phone sex line at 1-877-751-2358. Here are my terms.

Or you can call me on Niteflirt, and if you are a new customer, you’ll get 3 minutes absolutely free phone sex to talk to me

As you know I always love to give a good deal for my phone sex callers.

And here are some doozies for this weekend.

Lilly has a Special Easter Deal for you

For my no taboo toll free phone sex callers, I am offering 20 minutes for $20 for Saturday and Sunday only. You must let me know at the beginning of the call that you want my Special Easter Deal. My toll free phone sex number is 1-877-751-2358 and I take Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and Amex. My toll free line is no taboo, which means I will discuss just about anything you like, including small penis humiliation and cuckolding. You can only do 20 minutes at this deal. Any more time is my regular price of $20 for 10 minutes. And you can not save part of the time. If you don’t use it all, you lose it. Even after you cum though, you are welcome to stick around and chat for the entire time. I like all my phone sex callers to get their money’s worth.
Or you can call me on Niteflirt, and get a special rate of $1.59 per minute for the next 2 days only. If you’ve never joined Niteflirt, you can sign up just by clicking on my button.
AND Niteflirt gives you 3 minutes of free phone sex on top of any deal that I give you.

I will be on all day Saturday and Sunday from about noon to midnight CST.

Submitted by Lilly, the Hot Nasty MILF

“Fuck my wife please.”

That’s what my cuckolded husband said to a big black guy at hubby’s bar last night.

According to hubby, said black guy, whose name is Eric, was with a girl that was all cock tease and no go. She danced with him, kissed him at the table, and it was obvious he was very worked up. Hubby could tell by the huge bulge in his pants. Then she dumped him for an older fat white guy in a leisure suit with chest hair and gold chains. There’s no accounting.

So Eric is at the bar, whining to my hubby that he’s all ready to go and no one to tango with.

Hubby asked Eric to come home with him and fuck me while he watched.

Hubby Watches While I Get Fucked by a Big Black Cock

And omg it was soo good.

That big thick veiny black cock was so ready for my aching, dripping pussy. And of course I rewarded hubby with several hot nasty cream pies…

Want to hear more of the story? Want to create a fantasy of your own?

Give me a call on my toll free phone sex line at 1-877-751-2358. Here are my terms.

Or you can call me on Niteflirt, and if you are a new customer, you’ll get 3 minutes absolutely free phone sex to talk to me

I will be offering a Saint Patrick’s Day special to all my toll free phone sex callers and to my Niteflirt callers for today and tomorrow.

For my toll free phone sex customers:

For a block of 10 minutes, I will add 3 minutes of free phonesex during the call. That’s 13 minutes for $20.

For a block of 15 minutes, I will add 5 minutes of free phone sex during the call. That’s 20 minutes for $30.

Here are my terms and here are some things we can talk about on my no taboo phone sex line. You must mention the special deal before we get started on the phone sex call.

For my Niteflirt customers:

If you call me for at least 10 minutes - I will send you 3 minutes  of free phone sex for your next call.

If you call me for at least 15 minutes - I will send you 5 minutes  of free phonesex for your next call..

You must mention the special deal on the phonesex call or email me and ask for the minutes of free phone sex after our call.

Here is my Niteflirt button     and all about Niteflirt including how to join if you are interested.

I will be taking phone sex calls only until 4 pm CST today, then I am going out to party =)

Tomorrow I will be back on regular schedule, taking calls from about noon CST till 2 am CST Thursday morning.

Hope y’all have a good time - but don’t drink too much and please don’t drive when you’re drunk.

Cheers to all and as always, happy wanking!

xoxoxo

Lilly

I have a cumslut that I tease and humiliate into forced bukkake each and every time he calls me on my no taboo toll free phone sex line.
The first couple of times he called me, I teased and edged him until he admitted he was nothing but a little cum piggie, and he promised me that he would eat his own cum once I allowed him to cum.
As soon as he orgasmed, of course, all bets were off, and he immediately turned off his cam and hung up.
Until next time, when he wanted to be a little cum piggie for me again, and eat his own cum, please please please Miss Lilly, anything, if you’ll just let me cum.
Uh-HUH..
So I fixed his little red wagon.
I wouldn’t let him cum until he got up on his shoulders, and then put his knees down on the floor around his ears, where his teensy little dicklet was hanging down in his face.
Now, bigger guys that I do this with, I make them suck on their own cocks. But my little peeper boy here just has to let it hang down above his face, as it shoots all over him, while I humiliate him for having such a small penis. And then I make him scrape all the cum into his mouth with his fingers, and eat his own cum.
He calls me for  small penis humiliaton/forced bukkake phone sex at least once a week. I tell him that he really is a cum piggie and loves to partake in his little forced bukkake fetish.

I had the cutest phonesex caller last night on my toll free phone sex line.

He was only 23 and wanted phone sex with a “mature” lady who was in charge. In fact, he wanted me to be his boss, and call him into my office after work to discipline him. I love this sort of fantasy.

I did just that - called him in and told him that all the pretty girls in the office were complaining to me that he was staring at them, and then he was taking long “bathroom breaks” and I knew exactly what he was doing there - masturbating.

I made him strip down in front of me, and show me his hard erect dick, and then I made him bend over and put it between my soft white thighs while I spanked him.

After that we did a little foot fetish play, and then a little bit of body worship where he licked all the way up my nylons,

Lick on a mature MILFs panties

and then rubbed his face in my damp panties, and then to my pussy… and we went from there. You can only  imagine how much fun we both had.

I could have eaten him up with a spoon, he was so cute.

Like phone sex calls where the phone sex operator is the mature, dominant MILF?

What are you waiting for darlin’?

My toll free phone sex number is 1-877-751-2358 and here are my terms.

Or you can call me on Niteflirt.