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The Hot Nasty MILF does it again!

I had this conversation with a phonesex caller just yesterday.

Phone sex caller: Lilly, I think my wife is screwing around on me.

Lilly: Why do you think that?

Phone sex caller: Well she says she’s working late, but when I call her office, she’s left early. And one day last week she called in sick, and when I got home, there was a big wet spot on the bed. And the bedroom reeked of pussy…”

Lilly: Oh my goodness, baby. Bless your heart. Tell me, how big is your dick?

Phone sex caller: Well it’s about average. Maybe 4 and 1/2 inches.

Lilly: Sweetie that might be average for some men, but I don’t know a woman that would touch that with a 10 foot pole and a pair of dishwashing gloves. When was the last time you had sex?

Phone sex caller: Hmmm…. Ummm, was it her birthday back in October? No, I think she had a headache then… I think maybe the 4th of July? No, we had company…. Ummm, maybe on our anniversary in June? Lilly, I can’t even remember! Is that a bad thing?

Lilly: And your wife is how old? And what does she look like?

Phone sex caller: Oh she’s 29, 15 years younger than I am. And she’s so pretty! Got blonde hair down to her tiny little waist, nice big titties…

Lilly: Baby doll she’s cuckolding you. Not much you can do about it, with your little tiny peener and all. But I can help you find out how to make the most of your predicament.

Phone sex caller: Oh no, Lilly! I.. I don’t know what to do if I lost her!

Lilly: You don’t have to lose her at all. Now here is what you do….

(to be continued)

The Hot Nasty MILF will teach you about cuckolding

Do you ever wonder if your wife is cuckolding you? Does the thought make your little dicklet hard? Why don’t you give me a call and we’ll discuss it.

I take calls through my direct dial no-taboo line, and also through Niteflirt.

Did you know that masturbating during phone sex every day can help you lose weight?

It’s true!

According to the World of Phone Sex:

You don’t have to have a physical partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation during phone sex can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. Also check out Dr. Shukan Tokuho’s Masturbation Diet – No joke – you can trim 8 centimeters off the waist if performed twice a day for a month, as part of a calorie controlled diet.

According to this site, you can not only lose weight with masturbating during phone sex, but phone sex can also help reduce the risk of prostate cancer, as well as save you money!

Now you do know that Ms. Lilly, the Hot Nasty MILF looks out for you don’t you? I mean that little tiny peener of yours might not make any woman cum, but I am sure you enjoy it yourself.

Ms Lilly is Looking out for Her Phone Sex Callers

And I want you to live a long time and also be healthy and happy. This is why I have written such articles as  The Secret to Long Life, and Every Sperm is Sacred.

So if you are wanting to lose weight, live longer, reduce your rate of prostate cancer, and not worry about spilling your seed, you wouldn’t do any better than to call me, The Hot Nasty MILF.

You can call me on my no taboo toll free phone sex line. Or you can call me on Niteflirt.

I love being a hot nasty slut, especially when my teensy peener cuckold hubby is around to watch.

He runs a bar and grill on Second Ave. and I love to come in there while he’s working. I wear as little as possible – usually a little short dress and thong panties, with thigh high stockings and a garter belt and fuck me heels. Or in the summer I’ll strut around there with my Daisy Dukes and a halter top.

I dance with any man that asks me. I like to turn around and rub my nice round ass right up against his big cock. As you can guess there are lots of hard cocks in that room in little to no time.

Lilly is a Hot Nasty Slut

If I see one that I like, I make my cuckie hubby ask him to go home with us so that he can watch a real man fuck his wife.

I make him explain that he has a tiny penis, and his hot nasty slut of a wife loves to humiliate him with real men who have huge cocks.

Want to hear about what comes after?

Well then darlin’ what are you waiting for?

Give me a call.

I have so many young men who tell me they love having an older MILF to call for hot nasty phone sex.

Why am I such a good choice?

• Just like in real life, I don’t play games. I’m not your little bratty barely legal teen that blows hot and cold. That doesn’t mean I don’t know how to tease and deny, just that I do it with style.
• I love to be in charge. Lots of men call me and they don’t know exactly what they want, they just know what they don’t want. They want a dominant, mature MILF, like myself, but one that isn’t all bitchy. I can humiliate you if you like, but also I can just take charge and use your body for my own personal playground.
• I know exactly what I want. I don’t mind telling you how to worship my body, or even how to stroke your own cock if you want a guided masturbation call. I am very confident in my phone sex abilities, and you will be able to tell that when you call.
• I’ve got LOTS of experience, both on the phone and in real life. I actually fuck younger men in real life. I actually cuckold my husband. I’ve also heard from many men how other younger, less-experienced phone sex ops try to play act these fetishes. Nothing like having done the real thing, baby

Lilly is an Experienced Mature MILF

• On my toll free phone sex line, I don’t have any taboos. If you want me to be your mom, or your step mom, I have no problem with that. I love doing incest calls – they are so naughty! Please note that I can not do incest or underage calls on Niteflirt, though, as it is against their terms of service.

So if you are a young man – or even an older one! – thinking about calling a mature, yet still hot and nasty, MILF for some down and dirty kinky phone sex.

You can call me on my no taboo toll free phone sex line at 1-877-751-2358. I charge $20 per blocks of 10 minutes and take Visa, MC, Discover, and Amex. My terms are in detail on this page.

Or you can call me on Niteflirt. I charge $1.99 a minute on there. Please be aware, however, that I can not talk about incest, or being a mom, or underage phone sex on Niteflirt, just on my toll-free number.

Niteflirt is back up and running, and I am taking calls on there again.

I got a call from one of my diehard phone sex regulars today. He loves to talk about licking my sweet little ass, especially when I haven’t taken a shower for a long while, and it’s all nasty and sweaty.

I’d just gotten back from aerobics class today and logged in, and I really WAS nasty and sweaty when he called.

Licking My Sweet, Sweaty Ass

Sometimes, like today, we also talk about me fingering his ass, and then even fucking him up the bum with a dildo. Some days we do a fantasy where I find him with my panties, and make him lick them first, then my pussy, and then my ass. Some days I punish him for being such an ass-licker by putting him over my knee and spanking him, and sticking a finger in his ass while I do so.

Regardless of how the phone call goes, we return to the same theme of him licking my ass over and over – sort of like a familiar riff in a song.

He’s a lot of fun and I enjoy all of our little fantasies that we do.

By the way, sometimes I really do stick a finger up in my ass while we’re talking. I did today, and it made me cum..

Remember, I take calls on my no taboo toll free phone sex line as well.

Just because Niteflirt is down, doesn’t mean you need to go without phonesex..

I can always give you what you want on my no taboo toll free phone sex line – 1-877-751-2358, and even more than naughtiness that on Niteflirt – because on my no taboo phonesex line, I can talk about, well, about taboo things – like incest, and being your mother you would like to fuck, or MILF, or your aunt, or sister, or stepmom.

And you can be underage if you like, any age you want to be actually…

And if you have read my former posts like the one where I talk about my own stepson, and the fantasies I have about fucking him – well  you can probably see that I think about those things a lot anyway…

Niteflirt is unlikely to be up this weekend, and I will be on my toll free line every hour that I can through Sunday. I want to make sure that my horny boys can get their kinks on.

If you can’t get hold of me on the phone – I am probably busy with a call, but you can also YIM me at cum4lilly.

Summer has slipped away and your kids are finally at school..

And now you’ve got more time on your hands.. well at least the one you don’t have your dick in.

What to do? What to do?

Let a Hot Nasty MILF entertain you with fantasies of seduction, voyeurism, cross-dressing, incest, underage sex, cuckolding, and getting the living daylights fucked out of you..

I’m running a special both on Niteflirt and on my extra naughty no-taboo direct dial line.

Lilly is Giving away FREE Phone SEX

On Niteflirt, I am giving away 3 free phone sex minutes with every 10 minute call. Those free minutes of course will be for your next call with me. I can’t talk about underage or incest on Niteflirt, btw, but I sure can on my no taboo toll free phone sex line! (see below)

And on my no-taboo phone sex line (I talk about anything and everything darlin’, you just ask me) I will give you 5 free phone sex minutes with a 10 minute call – and you can take it on the same call.

This offer will be in effect until midnight Tuesday night CST.

Now you can’t beat that with a stick, can you darlin?

I’ve had such a wild, horny couple of weeks since my last blog post, what with my 16 year-old stepson still here, and me teasing him all the time, walking around in lingerie, like just my bra and little thong panties and a garterbelt and stockings in front of him.

Since I haven’t jumped his bones yet (Oh but I am thinking about it!) I keep myself horny all the time, watching him with that huge erection in his cut-offs.

Let a Hot Nasty MILF Masturbate for You

And so I have to masturbate now at least 3 or 4 times a day. I’ve even left the bedroom door open a crack, hoping that Jeremy will peak in and watch me in the mirror, as I watch myself. And I’m sure that he can hear that vibrator running, and then when I cum! Well, if you’ve ever called me up for a mutual masturbation phonesex call, you KNOW that I am not quiet when I cum.

Sometimes I am fortunate enough to have a phone sex caller request that I masturbate for him, and so I have the double pleasure of knowing that Jeremy is somewhere in the house, perhaps even outside my bedroom door, listening to me have a phonesex call with a horny stranger, and to get off doing it.

Believe me the thought of him, my stepson, AND you, a stranger, both listening to me get off is.. well it makes me horny just to think about it.

Why don’t you give me a call?

You can call me on my no taboo phonesex line, where I can talk about anything, including my incestuous fantasies about fucking my 16 year-old stepson, and making him watch me masturbate. Here are my terms.

Or you can call me on Niteflirt.

If you are not a member, you can join here and get 3 minutes of free phone sex, with no obligation.

Many apologies to all my pervy little callers about being absent for the last month or so – I’ve had my 16 year-old stepson, Jeremy, visiting for the last month since he’s gotten out of school.

I’ve been such a naughty stepmom! I’ve had so much fun teasing him, walking around in my little bikinis and almost transparent nighties and very short shorts and halter tops..

Also I’ve made him give me long slow massages out by the pool. You know the kind where I reach back and undo my bra so he can get all my back, and then…

I am such a naughty stepmom!

Do you like to talk about naughty teenage incest? Maybe with your mom, or aunt or stepmom, like myself and Jeremy? Or would you like to hear about some of the things we’ve been doing the last month?

If so, feel free to call me on my no taboo toll free phone sex line. Although I pay the phone charges, the call is not free.

Here is how what you need to know to call me.

Please note: I am happy to do incest and underage calls with you, but I can NOT do them on Niteflirt as it is against their rules. So you must call me on my no taboo phone sex line (no taboo means I have NO LIMITS) if you want to talk about anything like incest, rape, underage sex, etc.

Ok well last time, dear readers, I talked about masturbation being the secret to long life…

Some of you may be conflicted by this because according to the Bible
(Genesis ch. 38 – go ahead and read it, it won’t kill you)
the sin of Onan is not masturbation, but spilling his seed on the ground, or wasting it.

And a tissue or your mom’s panties don’t count either.. Yep I know all about what you boys do when you’re allowed to run rampant.

AND as Monty Python says:

Every sperm is sacred..

Now I’m assuming that you don’t want 50 kids running around ragged and dirty, using up all your free masturbation and football-watching time..

So what are you to do?

Only one thing to do if you masturbate – CATCH YOUR CUM AND EAT IT. That’s right – it’s not wasting it if you eat it. Not only that, it’s low carb, low calorie, high in protein, contains epinephrine (a CNS stimulant) and an anti-depressant. So it’s really good for you!

So when you call me boys, have something to catch that cum with, like a little dribble glass and be ready to eat it for me.

Happy wanking =)